Comment Fic - v1

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Ichigo goes to house sit somewhere in Yokohama, gets crashed by Renji and Rukia who are 'keeping an eye on him'. Maybe they stay, maybe they don't - they're a little like cats that way.


Night after Rukia and Renji barge in

Ichigo voices his suspicion regarding one of the tenants

Ichigo has to deal with rabbit food

Some time after Rukia and Renji have been around for a while

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Based on the fridge list above:

Whoever owned this house was a rabbit.

Ichigo came to this conclusion when he peered into the fridge and saw an entire row of green leafy stuff. He checked the meat section of the fridge, but didn't see any meat at all.

Or it was the other way around and the owner of the house only ate meat. That would explain why it was just the veggies that were left.

Unaware of Ichigo's dilemma, Rukia peered around his arm at the fridge's content. "Oo, cucumber!" She snagged it off the shelf before Ichigo could stop her and took a large mouthful of dark green. Contented chewing soon gave way to a confused expression. "This isn't cucumber."

"Really?" He took the vegetable from Rukia and was surprised by how dry it was. Had it been in the fridge too long? He chomped on the bitten off end, and immediately realised what was wrong. "Ah. This is what Yuzu calls a zucchini."

"I don't want it anymore," said Rukia. "Is there actually anything to eat?"

He should probably fry the zucchini. He'd seen Yuzu do that before. But then over Rukia's shoulder he spotted Renji and abruptly remembered that one time they went out to Rukongai and the number of plates left over after.

Ichigo threw the zucchini back in the fridge and slammed the door shut. "Let's go out."

"Where? I'm hungry," said Renji, not pausing between the two sentences.

"That's why we're going out stupid."

"Where?" Renji repeated.

"I dunno. Ramen?"

Rukia was still hovering by Ichigo's shoulder even though he'd shut the fridge door. "That's not a where idiot."

"Fine, a Ramen restaurant your Highness. Should I get your coat for you?"

"Yes, do," said Rukia. Thankfully she was too short to see the eye roll Renji and Ichigo shared over her head.