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I've been doing this in bits and pieces but I'm not quite done yet. I guess I'll just dump the ones that I've finished.
Byakuya/Homura
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Byakuya is the big spoon, cos he won't consent to anything else. In this case, Homura likes to be taken care of.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Sitting together and reading their own books. They're boring
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Neither, they always use their own portion. And Homura can always time turn so that she has enough hot water. XD
what they order from take out
More like cater than take out, but Byakuya likes curry rice. Homura will eat anything but likes things she's tried and tested
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Whether certain actions of Byakuya like opening Homura's car door, pulling out her chair etc are polite or old-fashioned
who does most of the cleaning
Byakuya has servants over at least once a week. But Homura likes tidying up after herself.
what (show) has a season pass in their DVR
Oh man this is hard. I have headcanon from this really cute comic where Homura had to return Mami's OVERDUE VIDEOS that Homura likes to watch shows where the hero clearly wins. So lots of older shows that she marathons. Byakuya watches the financial news.
who controls the netflix queue
Homura chooses the shows, but Byakuya has monetary veto rights since the queue is under his name
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Byakuya, though it's more like Byakuya calls up Mizuno who calls up the super
who steals the blankets
Homura
who leaves their stuff around
They're both pretty neat, but Byakuya is more likely to leave his stuff for other people to clean up.
who remembers to buy the milk
Homura tells Byakuya who remembers to tell his servants to stock up
who remembers anniversaries
They're both pretty good at it! But whether they observe them is another matter.
Madoka/Homura
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Homura insists on being the big spoon, but secretly she likes being the little spoon. So Madoka will bully her into letting Madoka be the big spoon sometimes.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Playing with Amy the cat together
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Madoka, because she's always the last to shower. Homura always makes sure to leave hot water for her.
what they order from take out
Anything. As long as it's good food, Madoka's game!
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who should do dangerous chores that involve climbing up onto chairs, cleaning windows and sharp objects
who does most of the cleaning
Homura. Madoka does her best but Homura has a higher threshold of cleanliness and remembers schedules.
what (show) has a season pass in their DVR
Cute anime saved by Madoka. Homura watches too if there's a hero that clearly wins.
who controls the netflix queue
Homura gives in to Madoka. She'll watch anything that Madoka watches.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Homura
who steals the blankets
Depends on who falls asleep first
who leaves their stuff around
Madoka, because she keeps forgetting to put things away! Plus Homura's the neat freak
who remembers to buy the milk
Homura. Madoka's pretty forgetful in general
who remembers anniversaries
They both remember, though Madoka remembers more because she likes to observe more of them
Dave/Homura
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Dave allows Homura to be the big spoon, saying that it's "ironic" for the guy to be the little spoon. But he also realises there are times when Homura just likes to be held, so he will just do it without comment at those times.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Homura watching and listening to Dave lay out some phat beats
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Dave, because he's used to warmer climates. After several times of berating him without any effect, Homura makes sure to get in the shower before him, which works most mornings because Dave stays up all night and sleeps all day. XD
what they order from take out
Various forms of American fast food, but especially pizza. Sometimes Chinese.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Showers have been covered already. Depending on which verse, I guess they argue over whether Homura is hurting herself.
who does most of the cleaning
Homura, who has a higher threshold of cleanliness and remembers schedules.
what (show) has a season pass in their DVR
Ironic gameshows and movies with a hero that clearly wins.
who controls the netflix queue
Dave, because he has so much pop culture to absorb! Homura watches some of the things in their queue together.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Dave, because he's used to hotter environments. XD
who steals the blankets
Depends on who falls asleep first
who leaves their stuff around
Dave, because he's used to a house with a lot of clutter just lying around. Homura less so.
who remembers to buy the milk
Dave, because he drinks most of it.
who remembers anniversaries
They both remember.
Byakuya/Hisana
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Byakuya is the big spoon, cos he won't consent to anything else. Hisana lets him have his way, cos she TOPS AT ALL OTHER TIMES
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Taking long walks, sometimes while searching for Rukia
who uses all the hot water in the morning
In the Kuchiki main house, there is no such thing as running out of hot water. But Hisana uses the bulk of it. Unless you are talking about Covert, in which Hisana uses up all the hot water and Byakuya indulges her. He might need the cold shower after seeing fresh from shower Hisana anyway.
what they order from take out
Any kind of curry noodles makes Hisana happy, or noodles with piping hot broth
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Whether Hisana should do her own chores
who does most of the cleaning
Hisana, because she's used to picking up after herself and doing all the small items on a regular basis. The larger items (like CLEANING ALL THE ROOMS or something) tend to be done by the servants, who are able to beat her to it at the instruction of Byakuya
what (show) has a season pass in their DVR
There's no DVR in Soul Society. Unless you're talking about Covert, in which Hisana records any drama with a good romance in it. Byakuya records the financial news for watching at his own time.
who controls the netflix queue
There is no netflix in Soul Society. Unless you're talking about Covert, in which Hisana has her own netflix queue under her name that is chock full of romances. Byakuya always nabs the bills to pay on her behalf though.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Byakuya, because the super is HIS SERVANT. Whether or not it's in Soul Society or in the Covert world.
who steals the blankets
Hisana. She's very frightened of the cold from her teenaged days. Byakuya can stand the chill and lets her have the sheets.
who leaves their stuff around
Byakuya, because he's used to having people pick up after him. Hisana's the opposite, she's used to picking up after herself and other people.
who remembers to buy the milk
Byakuya makes the servants do it, and they never forget.
who remembers anniversaries
Hisana, because every moment with Byakuya is precious.
Sayaka/Kyouko
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Surprise surprise, Sayaka and Kyouko actually FIGHT over who gets to be the big spoon or the little spoon. Sayaka has a saving people complex, and she thinks that means she has to be strong everywhere, even when sleeping. Kyouko has an older sister complex, plus she thinks Sayaka is a bit fragile, so she'll want to be the big spoon.
In the end, they fall asleep after tiring themselves out with arguing, and end up facing each other or sprawling all over each other
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Ribbing each other about all sorts of things. The way I see it, if they've already confessed to each other, at this point they're just arguing for the sake of arguing. They already know where the other person is coming from, but that doesn't stop them from trying to see if they can get the other person to change their mind. Sadly, it doesn't happen very much.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
That would entirely depend on who woke up earlier. At the start, it'd probably be Kyouko, but then Sayaka would go THAT IS MY HOT WATER and wake up earlier to use it all up. And then it becomes another case of one-upmanship.
what they order from take out
Kyouko eats anything, so usually it's up to Sayaka to decide what type of cuisine to order. Usually Sayaka defaults to fast food (i.e. burgers and hot dogs and fries) because it's the thing that she associates with takeout.
Kyouko however, won't let Sayaka actually place the order. Kyouko knows the best eating places, and when Sayaka orders she almost always never orders enough for Kyouko.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
ALL THE TRIVIAL THINGS. As I said, fighting is their fave non-sexual activity =D
who does most of the cleaning
It depends on where they stay. If they are staying in Sayaka's house, Sayaka is the one who cleans because her mom makes her do it and Kyouko is her guest. If they're hanging out in some random hotel room, then it's Kyouko who cleans because if she doesn't, she'll be busted for staying in a hotel room that she didn't book.
what (show) has a season pass in their DVR
Sayaka likes happy stories where the good guys always win, so she'll record most superhero shows. Kyouko doesn't watch TV.
who controls the netflix queue
Sayaka, because Kyouko doesn't actively watch TV. It's more of something to do while she's eating.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Sayaka. Kyouko is too used to roughing it to be bothered by things like the heat not working, while Sayaka has yet to get used to her zombie body. XD
who steals the blankets
They steal the blankets from each other and fight about. Because fighting is their yadda yadda yadda
who leaves their stuff around
Both Sayaka and Kyouko are slobs, though Sayaka is less slobbery because she remembers to clean up just before her mom will start to nag, while Kyouko lets things go on for longer because she hasn't had anyone to really tell her to pick up after herself. Sayaka rags her about the mess, and Kyouko retorts back that Sayaka isn't much neater, but Kyouko is actually thankful that there's someone to nag her.
who remembers to buy the milk
Kyouko, because it's FOOD. KYOUKO NEVER FORGETS THE FOOD
who remembers anniversaries
The both of them, because they really are that fond of each other. And it's a way of making up after all the fights they have.
Kyouko/Renji/Mami
This is actually a crack ship from the Covert series of stories that I've been writing for one version of my Bleach/PMMM crossover. The idea is that from Homura and Byakuya hanging out with each other, Kyouko and Renji started hanging out with each other over a shared love of taiyaki. Their firey personalities would enable them to get each other, and so they'd enjoy hanging out quite a lot. Hanging out turned into dating, and then I found Kyouko fanart where she's eating a bao and holding a shotgun. That turned into Kyouko and Renji going to eat dim sum and making a mess of the place, and Matsumoto and Mami being hot and dangerous, and then Renji admitting that Kyouko is attractive.
But it turns out that Kyouko and Mami are roommates, which makes Renji visiting rather awkward, especially since I had Renji flirting with Mami in story and she ends up kind of besotted. This ship is assuming everyone gets over themselves and the three of them end up in a happy relationship.
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Mami is the littlest spoon even, for that all that she tries to big sister everyone. Kyouko and Renji trade off on being the big spoon, because they look after people like that.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Sitting around Mami's apartment and appreciating the food that she makes, or helping around in Mami's kitchen. It's all very domestic.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
All of them are pretty considerate, though Kyouko sometimes forgets and uses up all the hot water. Mami sneezing and playful ribbing from Renji quickly puts that to rights though.
what they order from take out
THEY NEVER ORDER FROM TAKE OUT, MAMI IS THE COOKING GODDESS.
Alright, I kid. Mami is a good cook but she tends to specialise in western cooking. Sometimes to give her a break, Renji and Kyouko will "cook" by ordering Chinese or Thai. It's not what Mami can cook, so she usually is pretty happy to eat the take out. They have to avoid the spicy stuff though, because I can't really see Mami eating spicy stuff.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
What someone has/hasn't said, or did or didn't do. Renji and Kyouko are pretty hot tempered (although laid back), so when feathers get ruffled, they really get ruffled. Things blow over just as quickly though. Mami conversely doesn't say much, but she sometimes gets butthurt over Kyouko or Renji thinking that they're taking advantage of her, or cleaning of things.
who does most of the cleaning
Mami, because they're staying in her apartment, and because she likes being a domestic goddess. Mami isn't above making use of the extra pairs of hands though, and directs Kyouko and Renji when she can grab them.
who leaves their stuff around
Kyouko leaves around most of her stuff, mostly because she's not used to living with other people anymore. So she genuinely doesn't find it too much of a hassle until someone else points it out. As for Renji, he's learnt to pick up after himself from being a shinigami/part of a unit, but he tidies accordingly to guy standards, so Mami still think it's pretty messy.
who remembers to buy the milk
Mami, because she uses it the most for baking and cooking and stff. That doesn't prevent her from being suprised when Renji or Kyouko get it into their heads to have a late night drink of milk, and end up finishing the carton/bottle.
who remembers anniversaries
Mami and Kyouko. Mami because she likes to celebrate with cooking, and that means that she has to plan the menus ahead of time. As for Kyouko, she remembers because that's her way of holding all of them close.
Renji/Ichigo/Rukia
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Renji wins by simply taking up the most space as the tallest and the biggest. Ichigo sulks. Rukia doesn't care either way.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Rukia takes everyone to learn more about the human world. Renji is fascinated by all the things that Rukia "knows", while Ichigo is horrified. Even though Rukia starts out by leading the tours, it's usually Ichigo who ends up bringing them around
who uses all the hot water in the morning
If Ichigo was allowed to go first he would, but luckily it never gets that far. Renji and Rukia are far more considerate.
what they order from take out
Anything really. Renji is a big foodie who always wants to try something new. Ichigo doesn't mind and they make sure to get something bland for Rukia.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
They're all pretty hot tempered people, so they'd probably fight over everything and anything. Like whether Rukia or Renji is entitled to Ichigo's stationery, or other stuff.
who does most of the cleaning
Rukia and Renji keep things tidy, but they don't CLEAN. In the human world, since they are living in his space, Ichigo does most of the cleaning before Yuzu scolds. If they are in Soul Society, forget it. There are servants!
who leaves their stuff around
Rukia is a hoarder from her street rat days, and Renji is a little more mindful because he knows what it's like to get things nicked/messed with, whether from being a street rat or having to share a dorm with other guys. Ichigo's always had his own room, so he gets a little more careless about things.
who remembers to buy the milk
Ichigo, because he's pretty much the only one who drinks it. Renji and Rukia just help themselves to it when it's available, but they don't really crave it.
who remembers anniversaries
Rukia, because there are times when she still can't believe she got herself into this craziness. Also she has the better meory overall. Remembering kidou chants is hard!
Ichigo/Rukia/Hollow Ichigo
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Rukia doesn't care either way, so that leaves Ichigo and Hollow Ichigo to fight it out over who gets to be the big spoon. Sometimes they fight so hard that Rukia ends up being the big spoon so that no one needs to be butthurt
When it's just Hollow Ichigo and Ichigo, though, it's Hollow Ichigo who gets to be the big spoon. Because he thinks he's the meanest biggest Hollow around, and he's got instincts that Ichigo doesn't. He can protect Ichigo.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Sitting around in Ichigo's room with their own reading materials. Ichigo will be doing homework, Rukia will be reading horror stories and Aichi will be learning more about EVERYTHING. Human world, Soul Society, Hueco Mundo - just because Ichigo wants to be an uncultured idiot doesn't mean he wants to be the same. It won't be quiet by any means - AIchi will keep asking questions, and everyone will have comments about each other's reading materials.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
If Ichigo was allowed to go first he would, but luckily it never gets that far.
what they order from take out
Thai and Indian, because the Ichigos love their curries. But they always make sure there is some cooling dessert or non-spicy things for the Rukia who likes cucumbers.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
How ugly Rukia's drawings are. Rukia is the only one defending herself - this is one rare thing where the two Ichigos are in agreement.
who does most of the cleaning
Bizarrely, it's Hollow Ichigo. He's never really had stuff of his own before, and Ichigo's brain sort of cleans itself, so he's very careful about his possessions now and how clean they are. Ichigo has a fastiduos sister who is willing to impose her cleaning standards, so he only cleans when he's told to. Rukia has servants.
who leaves their stuff around
Rukia is a hoarder from her street rat days and Aichi never really had things of his own so he takes good care of them. That leaves Ichigo as the one who leaves his stuff lying around.
who remembers to buy the milk
Ichigo and Hollow Ichigo, because they're the ones who drink it
who remembers anniversaries
Rukia, because there are times when she still can't believe she got herself into this craziness.
Sheryl/Alto/Ranka
Byakuya/Homura
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Byakuya is the big spoon, cos he won't consent to anything else. In this case, Homura likes to be taken care of.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Sitting together and reading their own books. They're boring
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Neither, they always use their own portion. And Homura can always time turn so that she has enough hot water. XD
what they order from take out
More like cater than take out, but Byakuya likes curry rice. Homura will eat anything but likes things she's tried and tested
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Whether certain actions of Byakuya like opening Homura's car door, pulling out her chair etc are polite or old-fashioned
who does most of the cleaning
Byakuya has servants over at least once a week. But Homura likes tidying up after herself.
what (show) has a season pass in their DVR
Oh man this is hard. I have headcanon from this really cute comic where Homura had to return Mami's OVERDUE VIDEOS that Homura likes to watch shows where the hero clearly wins. So lots of older shows that she marathons. Byakuya watches the financial news.
who controls the netflix queue
Homura chooses the shows, but Byakuya has monetary veto rights since the queue is under his name
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Byakuya, though it's more like Byakuya calls up Mizuno who calls up the super
who steals the blankets
Homura
who leaves their stuff around
They're both pretty neat, but Byakuya is more likely to leave his stuff for other people to clean up.
who remembers to buy the milk
Homura tells Byakuya who remembers to tell his servants to stock up
who remembers anniversaries
They're both pretty good at it! But whether they observe them is another matter.
Madoka/Homura
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Homura insists on being the big spoon, but secretly she likes being the little spoon. So Madoka will bully her into letting Madoka be the big spoon sometimes.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Playing with Amy the cat together
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Madoka, because she's always the last to shower. Homura always makes sure to leave hot water for her.
what they order from take out
Anything. As long as it's good food, Madoka's game!
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who should do dangerous chores that involve climbing up onto chairs, cleaning windows and sharp objects
who does most of the cleaning
Homura. Madoka does her best but Homura has a higher threshold of cleanliness and remembers schedules.
what (show) has a season pass in their DVR
Cute anime saved by Madoka. Homura watches too if there's a hero that clearly wins.
who controls the netflix queue
Homura gives in to Madoka. She'll watch anything that Madoka watches.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Homura
who steals the blankets
Depends on who falls asleep first
who leaves their stuff around
Madoka, because she keeps forgetting to put things away! Plus Homura's the neat freak
who remembers to buy the milk
Homura. Madoka's pretty forgetful in general
who remembers anniversaries
They both remember, though Madoka remembers more because she likes to observe more of them
Dave/Homura
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Dave allows Homura to be the big spoon, saying that it's "ironic" for the guy to be the little spoon. But he also realises there are times when Homura just likes to be held, so he will just do it without comment at those times.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Homura watching and listening to Dave lay out some phat beats
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Dave, because he's used to warmer climates. After several times of berating him without any effect, Homura makes sure to get in the shower before him, which works most mornings because Dave stays up all night and sleeps all day. XD
what they order from take out
Various forms of American fast food, but especially pizza. Sometimes Chinese.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Showers have been covered already. Depending on which verse, I guess they argue over whether Homura is hurting herself.
who does most of the cleaning
Homura, who has a higher threshold of cleanliness and remembers schedules.
what (show) has a season pass in their DVR
Ironic gameshows and movies with a hero that clearly wins.
who controls the netflix queue
Dave, because he has so much pop culture to absorb! Homura watches some of the things in their queue together.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Dave, because he's used to hotter environments. XD
who steals the blankets
Depends on who falls asleep first
who leaves their stuff around
Dave, because he's used to a house with a lot of clutter just lying around. Homura less so.
who remembers to buy the milk
Dave, because he drinks most of it.
who remembers anniversaries
They both remember.
Byakuya/Hisana
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Byakuya is the big spoon, cos he won't consent to anything else. Hisana lets him have his way, cos she TOPS AT ALL OTHER TIMES
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Taking long walks, sometimes while searching for Rukia
who uses all the hot water in the morning
In the Kuchiki main house, there is no such thing as running out of hot water. But Hisana uses the bulk of it. Unless you are talking about Covert, in which Hisana uses up all the hot water and Byakuya indulges her. He might need the cold shower after seeing fresh from shower Hisana anyway.
what they order from take out
Any kind of curry noodles makes Hisana happy, or noodles with piping hot broth
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Whether Hisana should do her own chores
who does most of the cleaning
Hisana, because she's used to picking up after herself and doing all the small items on a regular basis. The larger items (like CLEANING ALL THE ROOMS or something) tend to be done by the servants, who are able to beat her to it at the instruction of Byakuya
what (show) has a season pass in their DVR
There's no DVR in Soul Society. Unless you're talking about Covert, in which Hisana records any drama with a good romance in it. Byakuya records the financial news for watching at his own time.
who controls the netflix queue
There is no netflix in Soul Society. Unless you're talking about Covert, in which Hisana has her own netflix queue under her name that is chock full of romances. Byakuya always nabs the bills to pay on her behalf though.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Byakuya, because the super is HIS SERVANT. Whether or not it's in Soul Society or in the Covert world.
who steals the blankets
Hisana. She's very frightened of the cold from her teenaged days. Byakuya can stand the chill and lets her have the sheets.
who leaves their stuff around
Byakuya, because he's used to having people pick up after him. Hisana's the opposite, she's used to picking up after herself and other people.
who remembers to buy the milk
Byakuya makes the servants do it, and they never forget.
who remembers anniversaries
Hisana, because every moment with Byakuya is precious.
Sayaka/Kyouko
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Surprise surprise, Sayaka and Kyouko actually FIGHT over who gets to be the big spoon or the little spoon. Sayaka has a saving people complex, and she thinks that means she has to be strong everywhere, even when sleeping. Kyouko has an older sister complex, plus she thinks Sayaka is a bit fragile, so she'll want to be the big spoon.
In the end, they fall asleep after tiring themselves out with arguing, and end up facing each other or sprawling all over each other
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Ribbing each other about all sorts of things. The way I see it, if they've already confessed to each other, at this point they're just arguing for the sake of arguing. They already know where the other person is coming from, but that doesn't stop them from trying to see if they can get the other person to change their mind. Sadly, it doesn't happen very much.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
That would entirely depend on who woke up earlier. At the start, it'd probably be Kyouko, but then Sayaka would go THAT IS MY HOT WATER and wake up earlier to use it all up. And then it becomes another case of one-upmanship.
what they order from take out
Kyouko eats anything, so usually it's up to Sayaka to decide what type of cuisine to order. Usually Sayaka defaults to fast food (i.e. burgers and hot dogs and fries) because it's the thing that she associates with takeout.
Kyouko however, won't let Sayaka actually place the order. Kyouko knows the best eating places, and when Sayaka orders she almost always never orders enough for Kyouko.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
ALL THE TRIVIAL THINGS. As I said, fighting is their fave non-sexual activity =D
who does most of the cleaning
It depends on where they stay. If they are staying in Sayaka's house, Sayaka is the one who cleans because her mom makes her do it and Kyouko is her guest. If they're hanging out in some random hotel room, then it's Kyouko who cleans because if she doesn't, she'll be busted for staying in a hotel room that she didn't book.
what (show) has a season pass in their DVR
Sayaka likes happy stories where the good guys always win, so she'll record most superhero shows. Kyouko doesn't watch TV.
who controls the netflix queue
Sayaka, because Kyouko doesn't actively watch TV. It's more of something to do while she's eating.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Sayaka. Kyouko is too used to roughing it to be bothered by things like the heat not working, while Sayaka has yet to get used to her zombie body. XD
who steals the blankets
They steal the blankets from each other and fight about. Because fighting is their yadda yadda yadda
who leaves their stuff around
Both Sayaka and Kyouko are slobs, though Sayaka is less slobbery because she remembers to clean up just before her mom will start to nag, while Kyouko lets things go on for longer because she hasn't had anyone to really tell her to pick up after herself. Sayaka rags her about the mess, and Kyouko retorts back that Sayaka isn't much neater, but Kyouko is actually thankful that there's someone to nag her.
who remembers to buy the milk
Kyouko, because it's FOOD. KYOUKO NEVER FORGETS THE FOOD
who remembers anniversaries
The both of them, because they really are that fond of each other. And it's a way of making up after all the fights they have.
Kyouko/Renji/Mami
This is actually a crack ship from the Covert series of stories that I've been writing for one version of my Bleach/PMMM crossover. The idea is that from Homura and Byakuya hanging out with each other, Kyouko and Renji started hanging out with each other over a shared love of taiyaki. Their firey personalities would enable them to get each other, and so they'd enjoy hanging out quite a lot. Hanging out turned into dating, and then I found Kyouko fanart where she's eating a bao and holding a shotgun. That turned into Kyouko and Renji going to eat dim sum and making a mess of the place, and Matsumoto and Mami being hot and dangerous, and then Renji admitting that Kyouko is attractive.
But it turns out that Kyouko and Mami are roommates, which makes Renji visiting rather awkward, especially since I had Renji flirting with Mami in story and she ends up kind of besotted. This ship is assuming everyone gets over themselves and the three of them end up in a happy relationship.
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Mami is the littlest spoon even, for that all that she tries to big sister everyone. Kyouko and Renji trade off on being the big spoon, because they look after people like that.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Sitting around Mami's apartment and appreciating the food that she makes, or helping around in Mami's kitchen. It's all very domestic.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
All of them are pretty considerate, though Kyouko sometimes forgets and uses up all the hot water. Mami sneezing and playful ribbing from Renji quickly puts that to rights though.
what they order from take out
THEY NEVER ORDER FROM TAKE OUT, MAMI IS THE COOKING GODDESS.
Alright, I kid. Mami is a good cook but she tends to specialise in western cooking. Sometimes to give her a break, Renji and Kyouko will "cook" by ordering Chinese or Thai. It's not what Mami can cook, so she usually is pretty happy to eat the take out. They have to avoid the spicy stuff though, because I can't really see Mami eating spicy stuff.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
What someone has/hasn't said, or did or didn't do. Renji and Kyouko are pretty hot tempered (although laid back), so when feathers get ruffled, they really get ruffled. Things blow over just as quickly though. Mami conversely doesn't say much, but she sometimes gets butthurt over Kyouko or Renji thinking that they're taking advantage of her, or cleaning of things.
who does most of the cleaning
Mami, because they're staying in her apartment, and because she likes being a domestic goddess. Mami isn't above making use of the extra pairs of hands though, and directs Kyouko and Renji when she can grab them.
who leaves their stuff around
Kyouko leaves around most of her stuff, mostly because she's not used to living with other people anymore. So she genuinely doesn't find it too much of a hassle until someone else points it out. As for Renji, he's learnt to pick up after himself from being a shinigami/part of a unit, but he tidies accordingly to guy standards, so Mami still think it's pretty messy.
who remembers to buy the milk
Mami, because she uses it the most for baking and cooking and stff. That doesn't prevent her from being suprised when Renji or Kyouko get it into their heads to have a late night drink of milk, and end up finishing the carton/bottle.
who remembers anniversaries
Mami and Kyouko. Mami because she likes to celebrate with cooking, and that means that she has to plan the menus ahead of time. As for Kyouko, she remembers because that's her way of holding all of them close.
Renji/Ichigo/Rukia
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Renji wins by simply taking up the most space as the tallest and the biggest. Ichigo sulks. Rukia doesn't care either way.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Rukia takes everyone to learn more about the human world. Renji is fascinated by all the things that Rukia "knows", while Ichigo is horrified. Even though Rukia starts out by leading the tours, it's usually Ichigo who ends up bringing them around
who uses all the hot water in the morning
If Ichigo was allowed to go first he would, but luckily it never gets that far. Renji and Rukia are far more considerate.
what they order from take out
Anything really. Renji is a big foodie who always wants to try something new. Ichigo doesn't mind and they make sure to get something bland for Rukia.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
They're all pretty hot tempered people, so they'd probably fight over everything and anything. Like whether Rukia or Renji is entitled to Ichigo's stationery, or other stuff.
who does most of the cleaning
Rukia and Renji keep things tidy, but they don't CLEAN. In the human world, since they are living in his space, Ichigo does most of the cleaning before Yuzu scolds. If they are in Soul Society, forget it. There are servants!
who leaves their stuff around
Rukia is a hoarder from her street rat days, and Renji is a little more mindful because he knows what it's like to get things nicked/messed with, whether from being a street rat or having to share a dorm with other guys. Ichigo's always had his own room, so he gets a little more careless about things.
who remembers to buy the milk
Ichigo, because he's pretty much the only one who drinks it. Renji and Rukia just help themselves to it when it's available, but they don't really crave it.
who remembers anniversaries
Rukia, because there are times when she still can't believe she got herself into this craziness. Also she has the better meory overall. Remembering kidou chants is hard!
Ichigo/Rukia/Hollow Ichigo
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Rukia doesn't care either way, so that leaves Ichigo and Hollow Ichigo to fight it out over who gets to be the big spoon. Sometimes they fight so hard that Rukia ends up being the big spoon so that no one needs to be butthurt
When it's just Hollow Ichigo and Ichigo, though, it's Hollow Ichigo who gets to be the big spoon. Because he thinks he's the meanest biggest Hollow around, and he's got instincts that Ichigo doesn't. He can protect Ichigo.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Sitting around in Ichigo's room with their own reading materials. Ichigo will be doing homework, Rukia will be reading horror stories and Aichi will be learning more about EVERYTHING. Human world, Soul Society, Hueco Mundo - just because Ichigo wants to be an uncultured idiot doesn't mean he wants to be the same. It won't be quiet by any means - AIchi will keep asking questions, and everyone will have comments about each other's reading materials.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
If Ichigo was allowed to go first he would, but luckily it never gets that far.
what they order from take out
Thai and Indian, because the Ichigos love their curries. But they always make sure there is some cooling dessert or non-spicy things for the Rukia who likes cucumbers.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
How ugly Rukia's drawings are. Rukia is the only one defending herself - this is one rare thing where the two Ichigos are in agreement.
who does most of the cleaning
Bizarrely, it's Hollow Ichigo. He's never really had stuff of his own before, and Ichigo's brain sort of cleans itself, so he's very careful about his possessions now and how clean they are. Ichigo has a fastiduos sister who is willing to impose her cleaning standards, so he only cleans when he's told to. Rukia has servants.
who leaves their stuff around
Rukia is a hoarder from her street rat days and Aichi never really had things of his own so he takes good care of them. That leaves Ichigo as the one who leaves his stuff lying around.
who remembers to buy the milk
Ichigo and Hollow Ichigo, because they're the ones who drink it
who remembers anniversaries
Rukia, because there are times when she still can't believe she got herself into this craziness.
Sheryl/Alto/Ranka